Beijing Noodles (Croydon)

Absolutely horrified by their food AND their service - DO NOT EAT HERE. Firstly, they were an hour and a half late delivering our food. Consequently, we rang them to see where the delivery man was and they advised us they would be 20 minutes. Over an hour later they still had not arrived, so we called them again. Whilst speaking to the delivery driver he was also on the phone to someone else and said he would be 10 minutes. Anyway, this went on for a while, so you get the idea. Once the food had arrived, we were incredibly hangry and looking forward to FINALLY getting the food we waited for - and trust me it was not worth the wait. The food was cold, some food was missing, and what we did receive tasted like something that could have been made a few days ago. VILE.

If I could put 0 I would. Don't order from here. They are fake. Not a real Chinese takeaway. The food was so inedible my dog turn her nose up. Disgusting food as well as no refund! Iceland microwave meal is better than whatever I got today. 0 stars

Please avoid at all cost!! We ordered food from here because they were the only Chinese restaurant open at this time and we regret ever placing an order. The salt and pepper squid and oyster prawn sauce was wayyyyyy toooooo salty. We couldn't eat it!! The large spring rolls was a joke they were so tiny. I called to complain and was told the manager would call me . The gentleman on the phone then hanged up on me. When I called but they wouldn't pick up. I recommend ordering from McDonald's instead - at least you know what you are getting. If I could I would give this restaurant zero not one. It doesn't deserve it!! STAY AWAY!!!

Absolutely disgusting! I blame myself for not checking the reviews before. 2 hour delivery times, obviously cold on arrival or was not cooked from frozen properly. Dry bland sweet and sour chicken deformed chickenballs. Missing food items.Just dont waste your time. Go to Iceland and get a microwave meal and know your getting what you paid for.Yuck

i ordered from here on uber eats, it took around an hour and a half to arrive and was simply not worth it. the bbq sauce tasted off and was a very small portion, the chips were also too small of a portion and pretty much cold upon arrival, they were also soggy. the dumplings were nice but i ordered them fried yet they came steamed. finally, i ordered the cookie dough with chocolate chips. a few sad raisin biscuits and a bit of squidgy vanilla ice cream…

The worst Chinese I have ever seen (not eaten because we dare not eat it). See photos of the satay sauce and a duck dish, this place is ridiculous to be serving this, avoid at all costs

Never have I ever put food straight into the bin. Literally opened the food up and the sweet and sour chicken and prawns looked rancid and all the pieces were crumbling. I think the chicken was processed and the prawns were rancid. Wretching whilst writing this. Would add a photo but it’s honestly in the bin. I can’t recommend. Only good thing was that the delivery came in a reasonable time.

The reviews are absolutely true. This place is a scam. On Uber eats their name is China Town. I asked the delivery driver the name and he even game me another different name. The food arrived a hour late and was cold. The restaurant has two different numbers and non of them answered. Do not order from here.

The worse Chinese I ever had!! I'm sorry but I can't believe how bad the food was , it came cold and dry like it was all frozen food!! The food was late 1.30 hour and it was disgusting. I can't believe we paid 50 pounds for that. We definitely getting a refund from Uber. So sad.

Absolutely disgusting. Do not order from here. Delivery took almost 1.5hrs. Everything was freezing cold and inedible and not the dishes I ordered. The food is not made by Chinese or Thai chefs. That pale liquid in the picture is supposed to be green curry and the other one is supposed to be peking bbq duck! That brown water is supposed to be satay sauce… I couldn’t eat any of it. Avoid….. it’s obvious that the other reviews giving 5 stars are fake.