Turnberry Golf Open Accommodation

I had hoped for a lovely thrilling round of golf but my enjoyment was dampened by a large man with a dead hamster on his head. He shouted a lot and even proclaimed he owned the place. Clearly delusional. He reminded me of one of those dolls, you pull out a string and it repeats phrases as infinitum. Most disappointing.

Golf course and clubhouse both excellent. Clubhouse food at a surprisingly reasonable price.