The Green Hotel

We visited not as residents but diners. Our food was delicious, and the service could not be faulted. There was a chill in the air, so we were offered a stand-alone convector heater to place by our table. We were seated away from the main entrance but next to a secondary door. There was a blast of cold air whenever someone entered. This problem could have been avoided by patrons exercising forethought and consideration, so I don't necessarily hold the hotel responsible.

Stayed here with my wife and some friends, mainly for a gig at the Backstage venue attached to the hotel. Although the main public rooms have been refurbished, the rooms and corridors are looking tired". Personally

Only there for one night, however location perfect for the two excellent golf courses,only 200 yards away. Hotel looking a bit tired,especially the carpets on the stairs. Room fine,apart from the mildew on the shower tiles. Food of a good standard, no complaints. Bar,no tennents and menabrea £5.50 a pint!!! All in all,for the price we paid, £139, for a round of golf,d.b.b. and a further round,was acceptable. I understand in this day and age, they must be working to a tight budget.

Lovely place .. had a great meal. Staff were very efficient and friendly

Tired and shabby. Food is really awful. The steak pie was inedible, almost broke the knife trying to cut steak tougher than old boot leather.

So tired it's gone to sleep!Oh dear!... just experienced a 1 night DBB stay at The Green Hotel in Kinross. DANGER WARNING!.. think twice about staying here! Kinross and the surrounding area has certainly got plenty to offer for a mini-break but you may want to consider another Hotel for your stay. I certainly should have scrutinised online reviews more diligently!My pictures should illustrate the following points that I mention.The entrance it has to be said looks inviting and Freya on reception duty was very welcoming and helpful. It quickly goes downhill after that unfortunately. The walk to our room encountered the shabby carpeting in my pictures. A trip to Carpetright maybe a good idea in the not too distant future!Our room was a good size it has to be said but the plugs in the room were insufficient.. some were even the old round pin 15amp jobs.. circa 1960!(sorry, you can't fit your new apple phone into any of those)OMG... what horror awaited me when I took a peek into the bathroom... no, not Anthony Perkins lurking behind the shower curtain as in Hitchcock's Psycho... but the dreaded mould... loads of it!.. probably bad enough to be condemned by Health& Safety.I certainly had no intention of venturing in there before my evening meal so I thought I would pop down to the Hotel Swimming Pool.... or so I thought!Freya informed me that they hadn't had this facility for 12 years. Oh, I said, but pictures are on your google website for all to see. Why haven't they been deleted? Surely this is a misrepresentation of what facilities the hotel offers its guests? She kindly put me in contact with the Duty Manager, Mr David Crow which turned out to be a complete waste of time. His attitude of 'this is how it is and I'm sorry but you'll just have to accept it' doesn't cut it with me I'm afraid. Its a case of 'what Mr Google says can't be corrected' he tried to get me to believe. I'll not say precisely what my retort to that stupid assertion was (children might be reading this) How about a bottle of wine at dinner as some sort of goodwill gesture I put it to him... I'm still waiting on his reply after he copped out by saying he would have a word with his General Manager.IF YOU'RE STILL READING, THIS REVIEW IS TAKING LONGER THAN I EXPECTED... SORRY!At £156 for DBB this place isn't giving you bargain rates it would have to be said, so when I was told that the Dining Room was only staffed at weekends and that we would be eating in the bar I was anything but chuffed. Would have been OK if Id wanted to watch the footy on the giant TV but my good lady made me sit in the chair where I couldn't see it anyway!Not long to go now hopefully... Breakfast!Food was pretty basic with warm coffee and tea served out of flasks into MUGS... Yes, I know we'd been taken for MUGS but there were no cups is what I'm referring to. Oh, and we didn't expect to be eating in the company of our canine friends even though I'm a very, very doggy person.To sum up, If you've managed to get to the end of this review and still think it's worth a punt then good luck to you. The Oat Crumble biscuits in the bedroom(1 pack to share) were scrumptious. For once I'm being serious.The leaflet in the bedroom kindly asked for reviews on TripAdvisor and Google so I'm happy to oblige.see the pictures on Tripadvisor.

Seem quite expensive for the facilitiesBed linen not replaced everyday..despite being dirtyRooms are large and coldWindows font open uor fresh airBreakfast is good but evening meals seem a tad expensive..but good foodReception early morning staff very helpful.. some of the reception staff seem busy on their phones

Stayed for 2 nights late February, wonderful location and stunning views.The building and grounds themselves could do with some love, but it is still the end of winter so I imagine during peak season the decoration would be improved.Cannot fault the wonderful staff, each and every person has greeted us pleasantly, ensured we are having a good time, and the meals have been cooked to perfection.Excellent stay all round 8)

Popped in on return journey from Dundee. Had lovely fish and chips. Pleasant staff and great service. Nice hotel too.

Just returned from a 4day sporting trip and I can honestly say the whole experience was great.Nothing was too much trouble , the staff were extremely pleasant and helpful, the rooms were a very good size with everything you needed for a short stayThe food was fantastic and served piping hot , would recommend to anyone that wants to explore the area then come back to an extremely warm welcomeMany thanks for my stay enjoyed the complete package