Queen Mary's Grammar School

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Would you rather pay for tuition than private education? Want your child to be teleported back to the Victorian times? Want to beat the last of their free will out of them? Do you think a miserably archaic learning experience is what they need?Well this is the place for you!Have your child disciplined by having to scrape chewing gum off the bottom of tables with a ruler (biohazard?)Or maybe humiliated and forced to wear a damp, mouldy sports kit from out of a bin because they forgot their P.E. kit?What about Saturday detentions?Don't forget the terrible art, music and drama departments! Who needs cultural studies anyway?They are experts in turning your children into robots that are totally obedient out of fear, enrol now!

Brilliant opportunity

Absolutely Great School!

Amazing school

It's now ten years since I left, and I can say that this school provided me with a very good platform to continue achieving after leaving.

Big W

The school is amazing and has many opportunities.

Great School

Great school!