The Townhouse Takeaway 32 WoodMarket, Kelso TD5 7AX

The Townhouse Takeaway

102 Reviews
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  • Friday4–11 pm
  • Saturday4–11 pm
  • Sunday4–10 pm
  • Monday4–10 pm
  • Tuesday4–10 pm
  • Wednesday4–10 pm
  • Thursday4–10 pm
The Townhouse Takeaway 32 WoodMarket, Kelso TD5 7AX

About the Business

The Townhouse – Best Fish & Chip Shop in Kelso | Enjoy every Bite with The Townhouse Crispy Fish & Chips, tasty Pizzas, Burgers & Kebabs in Kelso! Tap on the link to check our menu and place your Online Order!

Contacts

Call Us
01573226699
32 WoodMarket, Kelso TD5 7AX

Hours

  • Friday4–11 pm
  • Saturday4–11 pm
  • Sunday4–10 pm
  • Monday4–10 pm
  • Tuesday4–10 pm
  • Wednesday4–10 pm
  • Thursday4–10 pm

Features

  • Debit cards
  • NFC mobile payments
  • Credit cards
  • Delivery
  • Wheelchair-accessible entrance
  • Wheelchair-accessible lift
  • Wheelchair-accessible toilet
  • LGBTQ+ friendly
  • Transgender safe space
  • Wheelchair-accessible car park
  • Wheelchair-accessible seating
  • Wi-Fi
  • Takeaway
  • Dinner
  • Toilets
  • Family friendly
  • Accepts reservations
  • Kids' menu
  • Late-night food
  • Casual
  • No-contact delivery

Recommended Reviews

Paul Beardmore
20.03.2024
The Townhouse Takeaway
Seems it depends if fish cooked fresh or has been standing in the heater for hours. Mine was the latter - soggy, tasteless and very dissapointing. I have had far better
Ann Jackson
02.03.2024
The Townhouse Takeaway
DO NOT BUY!!Fish supper-batter was thick, spongy, tasteless and cool. Fish was just lukewarm.King rib supper. Batter again thick, brick hard and inedibleAs for chips....far too many black ones, soft, undercooked and as greasy as Ive ever had the misfortune to buy. Dog ate the fish i took out from the batter and everything went in the bucket. Worst takeaway ever and a waste of just over £14. Never again. We will stick to the chippy across from Jedburgh Abbey, food always fabulous!
Suffering Zappatache
12.02.2024
The Townhouse Takeaway
Great food, the fish was so tasty! Good prices too.
Samara Morecroft
26.01.2024
The Townhouse Takeaway
Apart from the odd mistake in the orders the food is actually really good. Pizzas are brilliant, the fish is always cooked perfectly and the chips aren't as greasy as alot of chippies in the area. Always met with a smile and you normally get a good laugh while standing waiting.
Paul Mclean
31.12.2023
The Townhouse Takeaway
Food was great, chilli sauce was lovely and hot...just like the delivery driver and his driving, also seen him help an old lady across the road and get her purse that she dropped down the drain such a gentleman, hope he gets a bonus for his kind and considerate work!! 5*****
Robbie Bye
31.12.2023
The Townhouse Takeaway
Fish terrible, very soggy and not fresh. Chips too crispy
Chris Green
28.12.2023
The Townhouse Takeaway
Can't imagine why anyone would rate this place as anything but dreadful unless they were either paid to do so or mates of the owner.Yes they are friendly but the fish and chips they served me must have been days old.To say I wouldn't give it to my dog is a gross understatement, If I could give this place minus stars I would do so.If this is the only take away food available at the time ( quite possible as it was for me )I would urge people to go hungry instead.Disgusting is too good a description.DO NOT EAT HERE YOU WILL REGRET IT. BETTER TO JUST THROW YOUR MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN.
Iain
22.12.2023
The Townhouse Takeaway
Was OK, there's something missing as the chips is OK but just missing that flavour. As if it's just cheap oil. Shame as the rest is very good. Polite staff, quick service.
steven harvey
18.12.2023
The Townhouse Takeaway
Best chicken wrap I've had! Did have 1 with garlic mayo and was amazing then tried 1 with chilli and burnt my head off but I couldn't stop eating it definitely won't be the last one I have
Gina
16.12.2023
The Townhouse Takeaway
Food always freshly cooked and of good quality

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32 WoodMarket, Kelso TD5 7AX
The Townhouse Takeaway