HMNB Clyde

Grey, depressing, shops always shut early, middle of nowhere, too many flies. Disgusting place

Great base, food is varied and tasty, with a fantastic shop too! Cinema once or twice a week and a bowling alley to be opened soon! Only problem is how far away it is from anything else, although you can get almost everything you need on base.

Great place great people. If you want to see great works of art go to Louvre, if you want great views go to Victoria Falls and if you want great food give Gordon Ramsey a call. It’s a military base and the people that work there are great company. The base itself has a weird beauty about it because of its set up and size.

Let's face it, it's a base primarily for nuclear submarines armed with missiles seventy percent of people in Scotland don't want and it's in Scotland. That's why it's getting three stars. Nuclear weapons make us a target, and if you think otherwise is true you need to look up Mutually Assured Destruction and realise that the flaw in that is that it only takes one nuclear armed state to lose the plot and MAD fails instantly.Facilities, not bad back when I was there several years ago and doubtless improved; you've got to give the English lads something to occupy themselves indoors out of the way of all those midgies.Pity about the nuclear subs. No problem with the minehunters and patrol boats; no one ever got irradiated by one of those.

Fantastic stuff, looking forward to seeing the new Dreadnought class subs sometime in the future. This location is somewhere for the libtards and other far left moaners to proclaim a waste of money, but forget the income generated locally from workers, crews, support staff and such massively help the local economy which would collapse without it.

Excellent place, providing security not only for the United Kingdom and her allies, but the 4000 strong workforce and the Scottish economy in general.

Best reviews on the Internet. Beats the other reviews for that one Indian restaurant where the owner called the reviewer ugly.Please send nukes. ;)

24 Hour nuclear deterrence 365 days a year! And it’s totally legal too. Technically a sovereign area so it’s not part of Scotland (if required) Everyone loves this place, it gives the liberal people something to complain about! It supports the local towns who would collapse without it. Ray, and Mr Irving it’s not going anywhere so learn to enjoy!

Haven't experienced WiFi this bad since 2003, has a naffi that has rubbish working hours for the fact 95% of the time, people are working the same hours.Buses never stick to schedules which makes it a nightmare.Bars smoking area is about a 5 minute walk away.Most places on base don't take card, most cashpoints empty pretty quickly.