St Machar Academy

Absolutely worst place ever to exist, it's even worse than Birmingham. Would recommend The Binley Mega Chippy school or The Roblox Baller school than this (i've never been to this school before cause im not bri'ish MAJOR W)

Wee first years have bigger bags than themselfs. Funny to point and laugh at.

Nice school. And a friendly shopping in Iceland

Best and worst Art teacher when I was here was the legendary, acerbic, impossible Bruce Fraser (my mate goes drinkin with him somtimes, dunno how he manages ➡)

I am just a church goer here and I don't like the interior so much. Too bad kids have to bear with this 5 days a week

L schoolL teachersL students (especially Levi Penny)Only redeming quality is that Adam Amin goes here

The food wasn’t great but was not as greasy as the new head teacher.

I went to this school for five years. I cannot describe how terrible it was. There is no word that could perfectly sum up the absolute hell that was inside this very dark building. To be honest, some classes were alright, but the bad far outweighs the good.The biggest downside here was the students. I have never in my life encountered a group of people so unintelligent, rude, and immature. The lack of aspirations these people demonstrated was concerning. Now, I cannot say this applies to every single student in the school that I knew, but I must say, it was the majority.The subject choice here is absolutely atrocious for a student who actually cares about their education! Almost all of the teachers were not the greatest either (awful), but I will cut them some slack considering the environment they were in.I could continue writing, and probably publish a book, on the ways this school failed me. The one year I attended a different school was the best year of my secondary education life, and that was not even a particularly prestigious institution either…Unfortunately, this experience still haunts me to this day.

Absolute shambles. Teachers don't care about pupils and just ignore you when you want to drop a subject they just ignore you. Total idiots don't go to this school

Great school... Great PE staff... Great pupils