Church . Unified . New . Testament

this place filled all my desires i now believe i am the reincarnation of our lord and sabviour the flying pasta monster yo and now i can banish all the sinners to hell which is filled with cheesy rice i am a reformed rice eater but now i endure a more sophisticated palate the church set me on a diet of communiun wafers which are just icecream wafers and wine which can be brought for cheap at tesco this place changed my life